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sept. 16, 2001
wow! big report from c-dog:

no lie, i saw david duchovny get beat up by the editor of the l.a. weekly at some sort of fight club (read: boxing gym). they call him double D. he was wearing a black muscle shirt and shorts. his hair was a big spikey mess. i tried to take a few photos, but i kept snapping shots of his back.


august 20, 2001
michael vartan - hottie who was in never been kissed [the teacher] and the next best thing [the asshole boyfriend]. alone, at the beverly center. even yummier in person than on film. yowza.

august 18, 2001
heather graham @ big foot lounge. she was hot, kids. the super funny part was when i pulled christine aside, tho and said 'star fucker! heather graham!' and pointed towards her.

"i love that you called her a 'star fucker' but i knew what you meant [about adding her to your pita!]"

august 8, 2001
J reports:

meg ryan driving out of the century city mall in her mercedes suv

july 31, 2001
this just in from C:

dude. i saw giovanni ribisi at the silverlake lounge tonight. i hung out with my little indie rocker friends; i don't even remember the name of the band playing. he was wearing a black t-shirt, and according to my friends, he didn't look too hot. his hair is receding.

july 22, 2001
kim wayans - taller than expected, really beautiful. on line @ ralphs reading national enquirer. hee.
also - last weekend at breakfast christine and i saw this boy who used to be on ben stiller's fox show. blonde, gay?, cute. have no idea what his name is...

july 01, 2001
natasha gregson wagner, natalie wood's daughter, at the 7-11 in silverlake. she was yelling quite loudly, drunk, to her shaggy boyfriend about buying the 'most expensive wine they have!'

june 25, 2001
...been out of town on vacation, but found this tidbit from mike in my inbox:

also, waited for the crosswalk signal to change this morning, standing next to Kyle MacLachlan (sporting a sensible gray sweatsuit, walking his dog) being chatted up by a sweet-but-overzealous woman, also walking her dog. had a weird lynchian moment when i finally recognized him and heard MacLachlan tell his dog, "Woah, settle down, feller."

may 30, 2001
another duran duran sighting! second one this month! wooo! john taylor. that boy *still* has it.

may 29, 2001
ooooh, this is GOOD. saw lawrence hilton jacobs - yes that's right - the guy who played freddie 'boom boom' washington on welcome back kotter! in traffic, on my way to work.

may 27, 2001
spotted nikka costa on melrose doing a photoshot in front of her own billboard. [i'm sorry, she's tacky. i dont understand the buzz]. a few blocks away c spotted matthew mc conaughey walking past. see! she says she never sees anyone! you just have to keep your eyes peeled, cos this is LA baby.

may 23, 2001
forgot to mention! brad pitt & jennifer aniston @ the david grey show. hahah. blossom was there, too, but she wasn't sitting with them....

may 21, 2001
*steve kmetko driving a VERY flashing white mercedes down fountain, not far from house of pies. boy toy sitting in the passenger seats was not his boyfriend, greg lougainis. mmmm steve???

may 20, 2001
*taylor hawkins of foo fighters and slash of gnr @ the black crowes/oasis show at the greek. should that tour be called 'my girlfriend is more famous than yours?'

may 19. 2001
*paul mccrane, who plays that stick-up-his-ass doctor on ER, at the pharmacy on larchmont. he was with a tall blonde woman. wait, maybe she wasnt *that* tall, he's a shrimp after all.

may 15, 2001
*michael rappaport on selma when i was on the way to astro burger. - forgot to mention, last week when i was at astro burger i saw don cheadle; who winked at me! bwwahahah.

may 14, 2001
*sarah gilbert making a left [wide!] on vine driving a brand new range rover...

may 11, 2001
a trio of bizarre sightings today:

*nick rhodes! [nick rhodes!] on cahuenga...

*kato kalin @ the supermarket [looking at greeting cards]

*the brunette rosy-cheeked guy that was in swingers - at the newstand on larchmont, he was looking at decorating magazines and DID NOT move aside when i tried to squeeze into get the new issue of martha stewart living, that little punk.



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